Land of the exploding suitcases (in a good way)

How can those flimsy strips footballers wear weigh so much and take up so much space? I've collected my 7kg of strip, 2+kg of toys, pencils, sweeties, meds etc and hit the problem. My case, which had so much space in it I was worried it would be better just going with hand luggage, now doesn't shut. I got out the other, big case, but it is huge. Last time I used it all five of this family were travelling together for a week's holiday with just this one. And I took five pairs of shoes. I've finally settled on carrying everything I personally need, except for sunscreens, shampoo and sandals, in my hand luggage, and everything that is to be given away will end up in the medium case I originally pulled out. Needless to say the huge case, two rucksacks and a whole bunch of other rejects are still cluttering up my front room.
Had a bit of a brainwave, thanks to some idle chat with Alastair. I hate having my photo taken - you've seen my pic here, I'm sure I don't actually look like that - and much prefer to be the other side of the camera. For that reason I'm taking a stunt double in the shape of Queaky Teddy, who will be appearing wherever we go. Queaky is the prototype of a fleecy ted I made about 7 years ago, that my youngest daughter adopted as soon as I had finished with it. She couldn't pronounce her 's'es and the chap has a squeaker, so Queaky Teddy he is. He is very battered and worn out, and Libby was in tears when she realised I wanted to take him, but now I have permission, and complete with new bow tie, Queaky is in my rucksack waiting for adventure.
If I lose him, I'd probably better not bother coming home!
Its finally hit me how close this all is, but as the party spend more time together organising, I feel more and nore part of the team. Although I had a bit of a wobbly panic yesterday, I'm back to looking forward to this, and focusing on the work, the people, and just taking it all in. Roll on Saturday.